i go to school by bus

a common phrase used to express fuck u, or an excuse not to travel to school together

example 1

lachlan: can u grab me a bottle of water rq?
lucas: i go to school by bus

example 2:
andrew: wanna walk to sch together?
tyler: i go to school by bus

by derpythincow March 13, 2022

Bus Johnson

A well known hater. He is someone who hates on others for no other reason other than to hate. He can be found at football fields or Pistons Bar in Long Beach, CA.

Man, where is Bus Johnson.

He's at Pistons!

by El Jefe Soto March 16, 2022

Baltimore Bus Ride

When someone shits on your dick and then hops on it for a ride.

She asked to use the bathroom and I asked if she wanted a Baltimore Bus Ride instead

by Kbdml March 19, 2022

Moose on the bus

When you shit on the bus and smear it all over the bus and windows.

Cooper left a moose on the bus after school today

by Cooper haters of America November 4, 2021

bus boy

a cute guy who randomly sits beside you on the bus that you can't stop thinking about. the term is commonly used by people gushing about him (ex: to friends, to their private story, etc.)

you'll never guess what happened to me
what happened?
a bus boy sat next to me this morning! i was literally creaming on my seat!
wow, that's crazy!

by c0ckslxt November 20, 2021

da bus lady

Someone asks who drives the bus and you get nervous and respond saying in a shaky voice "da bus lady"

1. Katherine who's driving the bus? Da bus lady.

by gayrights27 January 24, 2022

School bus driver

When you’re engaging in doggy style vaginal intercourse and you insert your thumb in the woman’s asshole and with your fingers raised, move your hand left and right as if your hand is on a steering wheel.

I met up with Amy last night, gave her the old school bus driver.

by bluecollartabletalk February 12, 2022