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Toilet seat killer

A man who uses a fucking toilet seat to kill people, and he makes a SHITton of poo jokes.
He also looks like Waluigi's sex offender Uncle
by tenzla June 21, 2021
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Toilet Fish

You selfish jerk you're such a toilet fish!!!
by Jerry Mane June 23, 2021
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toilet bitching

Spending a very excessive amount of time on the porcelain god usually by folks who refuse to apply toilet paper to their posteriors preferring the “air drying method”

Toilet bitches can and do remain glued to the porcelain for many hours. One adherent of this practice, in the Boston area, has been known to camp out in public stalls for up to 7 plus hours

While preferring their home toilets, they can also be found in restrooms at convenience stores, gas stations and public places usually open at night, out of the way and with multiple stalls to avoid complaints and thus police attention from concerned store employees and customers

Professional toilet bitches in public usually try to carry out their business after 10pm and before 6am to avoid unwanted attention
He’s been toilet bitching for the last three hours
by Thank God For Police June 26, 2021
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Toilet

The greatest achievement of mankind. A true example, of how far humanity has come, within its 6 million years of evolution, this is truly the most amazing creation that has come from it.
"Man I love toilets, fuck my wife I only married her because she has 2 toilets in the house, I can take twice as many shits now!"
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Toilet Limbo

A state in which someone is on the toilet for a long time, typically after eating something bad.
Man, I was in toilet limbo after I ate that double burger last night.
by xblackhawkytx July 1, 2021
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Skibidi Toilet

Skibidi Toilet refers to a YouTube series made by DaFuq?!Boom. Skibidi Toilet is the worst thing ever made and is the worst piece of shit to ever exist in this world.
Gen Alpha: I like skibidi toilet!
Unbrainrotted guy: Ew no Skibidi Toilet is shit.
Gen Alpha: No you're lying you have level zero gyatt! Skibidi toilet is the b-
Unbrainrotted guy: *shoots kid*
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Skibidi Toilet

Skibidi Toilet refers to an animated series made in sfm by Alexey Gerasimov, otherwise known as Dafuqboom. Skibidi Toilet refers to a series in which an alliance of 3 hardware headed humanoid machines (Cameramen, Speakermen, TVmen) fighting against the Skibidi Toilets, which are heads in toilets. The series follows the two forces fighting andd constantly upgrading their technology in hopes to overpower the other in win. The strongest forces in each respective faction’s in side are titans, which are colossal variants of their factions with powerful weaponry and increased strength. In later episodes, a faction named the “Astrotoilets” appear resulting in the two original factions teaming up and fighting against the greater threat.
Timothy: “I hate skibidi toilet! Why can’t we watch pewdeepie like the olden days?”
Big Richard: “You didn’t even watch the series yet.”
by bigboyballs445 August 20, 2024
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