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ST. Sebastians

St. Sebastians is a rather below average institution in Needham MA. St. Sebastians has minuscule academic prowess while still being absolutely terrible at all athletics. Even with this horrific academic and athletic reputation, it's culture can be described with no other word than gay. St Sebastians averages about 65 homosexual interactions per day. Most of these are between middle schoolers and high school seniors (There is no age too young for a Sebs Senior.) In fact, their varsity hockey team often indulges in sexual interactions in the locker room and on the ice. In the ISL, St Sebastians has the highest STD and IUD rates. This of course is due to their favorite activity, gay sex. Most freshmen at St Sebastian wear very short skirts without underwear, to give easy access to upper classmen.
Why did you think I go to sebs? I like women, Im not gay Like St. Sebastians
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