Short midget

A midget That likes to watch midget porn

Damn Look at it its watching midget porn!
Tonya look at tat short midget its watching porn!

by JimmyJhonny556 February 28, 2022

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short straw

it means getting singled out of the safe picks. originally based on pulling one string from many that hold in a palm where one of them is shorter or colored red in the other end hidden inside the palm

in some countries this is done by using chopsticks in a container that one of them is colored in the end to pick someone from many by pulling the sticks at the same time for everyone

It seems that I won't be going anywhere this week since I don't pick the short straw this time

by gunslingerxg March 3, 2022

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Sereeena

Someone: aye can you tell me what short is
Someone: sereena

by NotDoc March 5, 2022

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short word

something to say shorter like:

short word :
joey:oh hey whats dat building
me:oh idk
WHAT DOES IDK MEAN???

by shotgun studios July 14, 2021

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Short sharpy

A quick beer with one of the boys

Greg said “Should we head next door for a short sharpy or what cob?”

by Rewzone July 15, 2021

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short topper

a person who temporarily shaves their head after an event - pleasing or painful.
! not to be confused with a certain hair condition or certain charities.

A: LOL look at that guy/girl, they're bald as fuck!
B: no, they're just a short topper.
A: what?
B: y'know, someone who shaves their head to restart life and--
A: LOL what the fuck?
B: short topper.

by reallifenojoke July 21, 2021

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