Short dick day

18th February

Where you embrace your chode

Happy short dick day is a holiday you celebrate with someone who has a small dick:)

by Muffinmuffins:) February 16, 2021

earthen shorts

After a heavy night of partying it is possible to temporarily lose control of your fecal tract leaving soil in your undergarments.

Dude, you out all night cause I see you got earthen shorts again.

by Polish Roadapple February 20, 2021

Popping a short-handed Joe

“Popping a short-handed Joe” is the expression of fisting a handicapped human in the anus with half a hand.

“Mind popping a short-handed Joe on me? I really need that after my long day at work!”
“Sure, no worries!”

by chinese_dogman February 20, 2021

PS-GB Shorts

GaMiNg cOmEdIaNs

'treasure wars... fu…' - PS-GB Shorts

by Alvaro’s Hostage March 10, 2021

Short

Eli

“Ayo eli short af”

by Word_nigga 2002 March 14, 2021

Short

It's what my gf is

Man my gf is so short

by Thefrogs March 19, 2021

National Short Ppl day

Every June 4th

Yep every June 4th it’s National Short ppl day

by anonymous June 3, 2021