Porn Haircut

A haircut that reminds you of a certain individual you saw once in a porno. Not to be confused with sex hair.

Dude, that one MILF on the US women's curling team has such a porn haircut

John did something different with his hair the other day, bro had such a porn haircut

by PornHaircut February 10, 2014

Veteran Porn

Any media involving guns, racism, violence, death, patriotism, and the colors red, white, and blue. Usually manifests on the Facebook pages of currently serving and ex-military folks, but can also go as far as published novels or blockbuster movies.

bro1''Have you watched 'Lone Survivor' yet?''
bro2''Nah, I'm not really into veteran porn, I prefer Asians''

by Dorthea Mortilla October 15, 2014

Porn Wormhole

To watch porn videos in a rapid manner until reaching climax. Traveling through the time and space of porn and all it has to offer. Each video is watched for 1 minute until clicking a related video.

I'm going to be late man, I got caught in the porn wormhole for a couple hours.

by Grumblerton September 9, 2015

Porn Challenge

It's were you look at 1 hour of old women Pornography
Without saying Ewe, Disgusting Or vomiting

The Porn Challenge was horrifying

by pussc April 12, 2016

Raisin porn

Recording yourself having sex with any woman over 80 who sunbathes way to much and who is also covered in shit.

Bro, Eric loves to make raisin porn way to much.

by Gurilla funny December 20, 2017

porn favor

The act of norrowing porn from someone in hard times. Often described as an embarrassing act but becomes less difficult over time.

Porn favor: Bro let me borrow some porn, my spank bank is all dried up and my WiFi is on the fritz, alls I got is this DVD player and this crusty sports illustrated swim suit edition from 1999.

by moto173 April 22, 2018

Conspiracy Porn

Noun: Media that feeds a fetish for conspiracy theories; masturbatory video, text, and image content designed to feed conspiracy theorists' addictions to information, fake or real, that confirms their beliefs in one or more, grand or small, conspiracies.

The #EpsteinDidntKillHimself meme was designed by the Illuminati as conspiracy porn to distract people from the fact that Jeffrey Epstein was a character played by an actor who now lives in Israel. The real conspiracy is uncovered on my password restricted podcast, in which I'll let you in on a little known secret that cures cancer, increases IQ, and enlarges the libido (only $59.99/month).

by Dritzfella81 January 11, 2020