The Holy Trinity

The Holy Trinity is a financial situation where you receive your stimulus check, your unemployment with pandemic assistance thrown in and your child support.

Me: Girl - we have to purse shopping today. I think I want a Michael Kors purse.
Them: How can you afford that? You're out of work!
Me: My unemployment, stimulus check and child support all hit today!
Them: Holy crap - that The Holy Trinity!

by Siouxsie Supertramp March 14, 2021

Holy Worker

A whore. Also means that the woman referred to is above average polygamous. Holy worker also comes from the greek word "Ιερόδουλη" .

Look at this holy worker Maria, that's her 3rd boyfriend this month.

by Dulger March 26, 2021

The Holy Trinity of Gaming

Xbox 360
Nintendo Wii
Sony PS2

I play The Holy Trinity Of Gaming.

by Maya Butreeks March 26, 2021

Holy Ghosting

When God ignores your prayers.

I prayed for a mansion, and a new car, and lots of cash. But, nothing happened. I think God is Holy Ghosting me!

by The Baron Tube March 26, 2021

holy water

something to use when you or others around you are getting horny, always works on demons

oh wait a minute, most of the definitions here are horny, looks like i have to use my holy water

by someone else thats not u April 6, 2021

Holy-righteous

It means when a person acts "holier than thou" or in other words they want to act like their a saint and can do no wrong.

That lady always wants to be the star of church, playing like she's holy-righteous.

by The Last Saltgrain April 13, 2021

Holy Choly

A person who preaches the word of the lord and does the opposite, all while he/she denies being Russian.

Person 1: It's what the lord wants.
Person 2: Are you a Holy Choly?
Person 1: No, no, no.
Person 2: Are you Russian?
Person 1: No!

by TheDeadYeti April 16, 2021