Trojan horse text

A text that lulls someone with read receipts into a false sense of security with the iMessage preview thinking they can safely assume what the rest says, but the second half of the text is the real message.

My friend takes FOREVER to reply unless I send a Trojan horse text:

“I need to tell you something. Ever since the day I first met you, I have always loved how our friendship has been strictly platonic. Can you give me a ride to the airport tomorrow?”

by MinnesotaMan612 September 13, 2022

Text and dine

When you indulge in texting/using phone while having dinner with your family. Your Asian mother would hit you with a pan or slap you in the face.

Azra, why do you always text and dine?

by AdilShah September 18, 2022

kitty text

Random letters and symbols typed on a keyboard by a cat before accidentally hitting enter

Ffdv bnccvbcccch)$@,,,:;dfhmm is not a word it is just kitty text

by Hacquer September 20, 2022

Texting aim

the thing that corrects your message “Autocorrect”

I accidentally clicked the texting aim thing

by Adniw September 24, 2022

text-base

When someone touches base with another via text

I managed to text-base with Pat and he is still without power, but safe.

by JoeKaz September 29, 2022

Text wet

When you begin to put yourself into sexual behaviour over text, for example sexting.

Let’s text wet together

by Valkyrixa October 1, 2022

Hulk Hogan text buster

When you criticize someone for taking too long to text back like they have big hands like Andre The Giant.

The Hulk Hogan text buster made people’s business more efficient.

by Coop Dupe October 18, 2022