Chocolate syrup surprise

When your in the act of making love with your wife from behind and you slip your dick into her ass without saying anything first and then she proceeds to diarrhea all over your penis

“yea me and my wife were doing it last might and I gave her the old chocolate syrup surprise”

by Tonka Jahari January 17, 2026

Anderson Chocolate Surprise

When You Fuck A Girl And Accidentally Put It In Her Ass And She Likes It

We Tried Anal And He Gave Me An Anderson Chocolate Surprise

by 18.Panini January 25, 2026

Alabaster Surprise

Where one partner inserts a lot of talcum powder into their anus without telling the other partner, offers to perform 69 then rips a dusty Alabaster Surprise up their nose

The other half and were indulging in some late night six and nine, when I was taken aback by a rather aggressive Alabaster Surprise

by NippleHerder January 31, 2026

Surprise Salad

When you intentionally feed an AI chatbot a chaotic mix of completely unrelated words (e.g., "Rubber Duck," "Quantum Physics," "Lasagna") just to see how it connects them. It’s a way to break the algorithm's predictability and get weirdly creative results.

"I was bored, so I fed ChatGPT 'Batman' and 'Gardening'. The result was a total Surprise Salad, but actually a cool story idea."

by Augmanitai January 31, 2026

Yeah I know she was so surprised

The first line of hit show Battle For Dream Island

Yeah I know she was so surprised!
Really?

by Remydacat February 2, 2026

Surprised

Yeah, that SysAdmin thing will do all sorts of shit it's not supported to.

Hym Iam "Surprised Meg? Me too. I don't know whether or not that worked but I still think I did it wrong. I wanted it to do a broader analysis but the fact that they can excavate supposedly unretrievable data is good. If the second one doesn't go through let me know and redo it with more concise instructions."

by Hym Iam February 11, 2026