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Max

Usually a fucking god with a big penis, like, astronomical size,at least 10 inch

Half the time the are dickholes with no life
“I just saw max the other day, looking as godly as usual,wish I saw that astronomical cock”
by Bigdicklad January 4, 2023
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Max

A man that lacks Rizz
Oh he is bombing over there

He must be a Max
by Niamhykins January 5, 2023
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Max Todd

100% guarantee to have a massive forehead and a receding hairline at the age of 12, he is quite smart but has 0 chat and only shoots 2's. All his ex's are Indian and he loves a bit of spice. He acts like he's the bollocks but is a big pussy, he needs to grow up, tell him to stop chatting to munters.
dave 'you seen that max todd guy'
john 'yeah hes a right munter hunter'
dave 'no hairline merchant'
by geeza1291 January 12, 2023
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Max

Max is a charming, calm and laid back guy. He can be shy or a loud guy. If he was a cat he would be a black cat, black cats are none for being mysterious.
Max
by babibaddiboo January 12, 2023
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Max

Max, how can you describe him?

He is estimated to have a dick about 1 inch.

Followed by this he has a short temper and loves sucking Jaxson dick while getting fucked by Johnny Sins
by Maxlikescock November 20, 2023
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Max Sharkey

Max Sharkey is a very complicated man.

You can start of by describing his tiny dick which is estimated to be abt 1inch. He is also girl repellent. He loves sucki by Jaxson’s dick and getting railed by Johnny sins when playing video games.
by Maxlikescock November 20, 2023
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Max

A tall blonde rich white boy who lives on a lake he has a small pp (verified by the other boys in the locker room) and has an on and off relationship with a girl who probably plays soccer or volleyball
Girl 1: Omg I slept with max last night and his pp is sooo small
Girl 2: He acts like it
by thepooperscooperdoooooo November 22, 2023
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