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The Magical Boon

The magical boon is an almost infinitely powerful deity that often takes the form of a 2 dimensional sleek black sonic except for its mouth and eyes which are human and B&W. He is the brother of the all knowing god Jfeph. The magical boon can only be summoned by beating up somebody wearing a mask of his face. Unless you give him a good reason not to; he will chase you down and kill you. It can be any dimension (as in 3d/2d/4/d) its true form is every size, shape and color and if you saw it in person you would die instantly, he instead uses an internet meme he likes called It’s Not Your Headphones as an appearance. You can only beat it by showing it a clock on JESUS O’ CLOCK which happens for 1 minute randomly once a year. If you do it it leaves back to the dimension of concepts (similar to the aether). If you are near it ominous and deep erhu music plays. When it goes in for the kill the low music turns to a screechy high pitched erhu noise that is arpeggiated. It once resided in a glove called: the boon, which is how it got its name. It was released from said glove when it was cast into the fires of the despicable mountain. It is one of the only creatures that don’t die when looking into Jfeph’s face (because of how it is the most ugly thing possible)
the magical boon just killed zach
by Magicalboon March 13, 2025
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Deep Magic

To control something by directly manipulating the fundamental mechanism rather than the surface ‘presentation’ layer.

Originates from computer programmers who solved coding problems by editing the deeper construct languages and parameters.
‘How does brainwashing work’

‘Well we use a bit of deep magic, by applying a laser directly to the neurons intracranial, we can implant thoughts into the subjects mind’
by HoldenCash November 24, 2021
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Adults Only Magic Show

An incredible array of hilariously raucous comedy, mind-bending illusions and stunningly dangerous stunts.
Yes, I have booked my tickets for Adults Only Magic Show!
by stewface November 24, 2021
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Magic Fen

Magic Fen is a handsome asshole that attracts nothing but baddies
Magic Fen don’t care about what y’all name mean. He only cares about hitting the gym later
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Ben’s Magic goo

The odd, slightly sticky substance produced by cave trolls, namely those called “Ben”. Often found by those exploring the depths of his cave, this goo can either make you reproduce trollettes infinitely, or destroy the world.
Nic: We’re fricken trapped. There’s no way we will defeat the troll and get out!
Keria: We could try reproducing the trollettes and defeat the ben! That’s the only option.
Nic: How are we supposed to do that?
Keria: Downing Ben’s magic goo… it’s the only option…
by NiqU3@MKHBae_init! May 21, 2023
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Crocodile magic shit

Weed that is so good it feels like magic.
Stoner #1: Man, this stuff hits.

Stoner #2: I told ya, bro, it's that crocodile magic shit.
by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar June 25, 2023
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Magic Man

The first ever hit single by the legendary band Heart, that was the opening track for their insanely good debut album, “Dreamboat Annie.” The song “Magic Man,” written by Ann and Nancy Wilson, the front-women of Heart, tells a story of the lead singer, Ann, falling in love with Mike Fisher, one of her band mates. Magic Man is about Ann falling head over heels for Mike, and moving to an entirely new country to be with him when she was 21 years old. Her mother didn’t think it was the best descision for her, since she thought she was still so young, and would constantly call her and ask how things were going, hence the lyrics: Come on home girl, Mama cried on the phone, Too soon to lose my baby, Yeah my girl should be at home!

Magic Man is truly an incredible song, not only because of the meaning behind the lyrics and how well they were put together, but also the music itself. There’s a 2-minute long instrumental section during the second half of the song that is just so perfect, it almost doesn’t seem long enough.

The entirety of Dreamboat Annie is just magnificent, I mean there’s really no other way to describe it. Every single song on there is an actual masterpiece, and I hope every single person of this planet at least gets to hear one song off that album at least one time in their life.
Riley: Hey Leah, what are you listening to?

Leah: ‘Magic Man’ by Heart! It’s an amazing song!!

Riley: Really? I wanna hear it now!

Leah: *plays Magic Man for Riley*

Riley: *falls in love with Magic Man right away because it’s just that good*
by ClassicRockLoverr June 5, 2024
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