Sausage parade

Three or more men all wearing illy hats while walking around jerking each other off while in a conga line. Doesn't count as a sausage parade if hats arnt worn.

Man, if their not wearing them silly hats it's not a sausage parade it's just some gay shit.

by Karen from rothwell. November 6, 2020

Sausage of friendship

Blokes starting a friendship with ladies as a route to eventual sex

I offered her the sausage of friendship and she took it all the way
Sausage of friendship only babe, you don’t have to eat it..

by nogbadthebad November 7, 2020

blueveinian sausage

A large prick, with blue vascular veins.

Hey Baby, wanna check out my Blueveinian Sausage?

by Helmut99 October 16, 2020

Sausage Lipstick

A slang term for sucking dick.

"I'm not saying she's a whore, but she looks like she applies sausage lipstick every night."

by GeneralWasp October 29, 2012

Sausage Catcher

On the receiving side of a gay relationship

Justin Bieber is a sausage catcher

by ThePitcher December 6, 2012

sausage stacking

the homosexual act of stacking one man's penis on another.

'' did you see that guy, he looked so gay.''
''yeah, i bet he engages in sausage stacking.''

by zanze September 20, 2012

Sausage Scout

A Boy Scout, or someone associated with the Boy Scouts.

Boy: I have to go to a Boy Scout meeting later.
Girl: You mean a Sausage Scout meeting?

by VampireMistress September 11, 2013