Unfit Mike

A fat, vile, and disgusting male specimen. Usually a truck driver or pseudo cowboy. An Unfit Mike smells of taco bell and Miller Lite, and spends vacations in an hourly-rate motel. He masturbates vigorously to Garth Brooks songs and blows his trucker horn at crab infested women in convertibles.

Look at that big fat guy! He shoots up with butter and pays women to pee on his chest! What at Unfit Mike!

by unnecessary evil May 11, 2023

Holy Mike Shmidt FNAF

When you want to say "holy shit!" but enjoy the Five Nights at Freddy's franchise a little too much.

Holy Mike Shmidt FNAF! I just broke my arm on a wall!

by No Food Before Bed May 14, 2023

Miking

Miking is when Twitter user @Mike27356894 clears up misinformation and gets reactions out of others.
An extention of this word is to be "Miked"

Twitter User 1: 2+2=5!
@Mike27356894: Actually, 2+2=4.
Mike Follower 1: Mike is always Miking to save Twitter from misinformation!

by kingnoahcraft5 December 11, 2022

Mike drop

When Mike leach falls down

Man that was a sick mike drop

by Propersyk December 21, 2022

bunny loves mike

and he should unblock her immediately

bunny loves mike so mike please unblock bunny immediately ❤️

by bunniez040404 December 27, 2022

Mike Callaway

A psychopath who sux dick for a living and masquerades as a cop.

Man that's fucked up like getting gonorea. A full on Mike Callaway

by Mikokissmallnlimp October 22, 2019

mike d’antonio

Mike D’Antonio is the bassist and founder of Massachusetts metalcore band Killswitch Engage and Overcast. He is really good at what he does.

Oh shit is that Mike D’Antonio?!
Yeah! That is! He’s really good at playing bass!

by Don’t say the n word November 2, 2019