July 8th

national prank your mother day, prank your mother and don’t go easy on her either.

it’s july 8th! i’m gonna prank my mom.

“hey mom i need to tell you something”
“what’s up?”
“im pregnant”
*brain explodes*

by alligatorsareawfullyweird July 8, 2025

Jolt Jewels July

The opposite of No Nut November, the 6 month filler for Destroy Dick December.

Uncle Sam: I want you to join the Goon Platoon this Jolt Jewels July!

by SplitYerKitteh July 9, 2025

July 10

National send cheeks to the bday boy day

July 10
Guy 1: Thanks for sending me cheeks
Girl 1: No problem!

by Jayshootyomomandclapurgranny July 10, 2025

July 11th

National message your failed talking stage day.

“Dude, it’s July 11th!!”
“So what?”
“It’s national message your failed talking stage day!! go message that girl you ghosted!!”

by stxrveil July 10, 2025

July 19

Give your girlfriend/wife a massive kiss on the cheek and treat her with something nice!!

“hey bro what day is today” “oh it’s July 19th!” “oh i need to kiss my girlfriend ASAP!!”

by Mimi2025 July 13, 2025

Jumbo Jack-it July

Just like Destroy Dick December, but for the month of July.

"I'm gonna go home and celebrate Jumbo Jack-it July all month bro!"

by Awesmoke July 14, 2025

July 17, 2025

July 17, 2025 is just basically this was made

July 17, 2025

by nicku1006 July 16, 2025