January 14

If you are thinking about dating someone born on January 14 then do it. It is the best birthday to date because they will love you and just be the best person

I cant wait to meet my new boyfriend he said he was born on January 14

by Bigniggiballs October 29, 2020

Juan January

A holiday in January where people across the land celebrate the legendary horse on the balcony, Juan.

“Have you heard it’s Juan January?”

by Richard ‘Dick’ N. N. N. Lord November 2, 2020

January 1

National fuck yeah 2020 is over!

Person 1: Heh happy New Years! It's finally January 1 2021
Person 2: FUCK YEAH 2020 IS OVER!
Person 1: FUCK YEAH BYE 2020 HELLO 2021

by anonymous November 4, 2020

Slap Ass January

a day where you can slap anybody's ass

Boy 1: *Slap's Boy 2's ass*
Boy 2: Gay nibba frick off
Boy 1: Its Slap Ass January
Boy 2: *Slap's Boy 1's ass to mexico*

by sleepjoe.exe November 4, 2020

January 1st

January 1st is National skip school day!

Mum: 'Why aren't you going to school?'

Me: 'It's January 1st, National skip school day!'
Mum: 'Oh, okay, get comfy.'

by Crazykady09 November 6, 2020

January 1st

It’s a new year and supposed to be a new you shoot your damn shot already!

“Hey ___ it’s January 1st the new year so I figured id shoot my shot!”

by Kaylee Feehley December 29, 2020

1 january

the day you should ask say yes to your crush and start going out with them

thomas: will you finally say yes and start going out with me?
lucy: i’m not sure...
thomas: well you have to, it’s 1 january

by anonymous 1038 December 29, 2020