Jam

An empty jar full of jam. Tastes like your face.

After eating the Jam, Kayla thought nothing would satisfy her more than another jar in her belly.

by happypigeonchicken November 19, 2021

Jam on a dam

The most passive aggressive thing you can say when your pissed

Tom: I friended some tiktok e girl
Jack:You know e girls are whores right?
Tom: Jam on a dam!

by Jadedmoon November 19, 2021

jam jars

glasses

person one: i like your jam jars

person two: thanks

by p00piep4nts November 19, 2021

CT Jams

Also known as custom track jams. They are a competition (Cool).

I am participating in the next CT Jams! You shouldn't have revealed that information, only when the track-list is finialized. Oh.

by kiwipowergreen November 21, 2021

Jam

Sort of a muddle, stuck, frustrated.

I'm in a jam!
John is in a jam with his maths homework.

by Someone you know in real life October 13, 2021

Jam eater/s

An inhabitant of Workington, On the Cumbrian coast. So called because the miners in Workington used to eat a lot of jam sandwiches.

The Jam eater/s have taken all the bread again.

by Raccoon Hands October 28, 2021

Ruby Log Jam

A bloody bowel obstruction. Symptoms include light headedness, a full stomach, and no bowel movement for more than 7 days. Please go to the hospital immediately if you have these symptoms.

When she finally pooped, she was relieved of her Ruby Log Jam.

Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.

by #Nurseratchet October 31, 2021