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Vagina ham

A form of religious abuse and the worst type of female genital abuse when you get abducted and wake one day with"vagina ham," i.e. a thick newer inner labia that resembles a fucked up drawn flower, covered vagina grooves that then moreso resemble "apple pie" consistency, and a donut-esque squishy covering where your cervix is located. Probably done by some trying to frame you to evade blame.
The worst type of female genital abuse when you get abducted and wake one day with"vagina ham," i.e. a thick newer inner labia that resembles a fucked up drawn flower, covered vagina grooves that then moreso resemble "apple pie" consistency, and a donut-esque squishy covering where your cervix is located. Very muted senses as well as nearly being impossible to get off, and completely leaving gspot damn near unattainable. Probably done by possesive older religious resembling people that have "family secrets" (i.e. a history of sexual abuse), and/or by extremeist Ctholicism or a crazy tiny dick ex or an experimental fling turned wrong, or even by a ex that also has a history of sexual assault, or even by your insane rapist dad that is trying to keep his secret buried and you stringing along by gaslighting you and repressing memories that, in leu of everything, aren't all that repressed.
by h84cvltlyfe February 17, 2022
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Vagina ham

The worst type of female genital abuse when you get abducted and wake one day with"vagina ham," i.e. a thick newer inner labia that resembles a fucked up drawn flower, covered vagina grooves that then moreso resemble "apple pie" consistency, and a donut-esque squishy covering where your cervix is located.

Probably done by someone trying to trap you in a place to drug you because you're a threat to them and they can't exist without using and exploiting vagina.
I stayed with my creep as dad for a few months and got vagina ham.

That dude literally got so threatened by me and a mental prowess that he gave me vagina ham.

My family was afraid that I'm gay, and I am... but I got vagina hammed before I could come out.

Some horrible abduction happened to me and now I'm vagina hammed.

I got trapped at my parents' house after moving back and then got vagina hammed, then I got drugged and abused for years.
by h84cvltlyfe February 17, 2022
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Texas ham sandwich

Using bbq sauce to eat ass… it’s a Texas thing. (NOTE: Don’t use with anal irritation or tears…it could burn.)
I was going down south the other day with Margery and got to thinkin’, this sure would taste better with a Texas ham sandwich.
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Stinky Ham

When a women that your having sex with has a stinky vagina.
Damn Megan had that Stinky Ham I couldn’t even fuck her no more.
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Ham

It is the word that is used when you want to ask something from someone.
Brother, can you please ham me the screw driver.
Mom, can you please ham me the milk.
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slice of ham

me: "oh my god hey you silly slice of ham"
or :
"get to work right now you slice of ham"
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slap the ham

Omg! Slap the ham! ✋🏻🥩
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