February 14th

Em's birthday

Mica: when's ur birthday em?
Em: February 14th dumdum!

by doindoinurmom April 13, 2022

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February 9th

If you are born in February 9th you are the sexiest person alive. And if your name is Emily and you are born in February 9th you just get all the boys you want and you are very sexy.

Person: Omg! Did you see that new girl Emily?
Other person: No, why?
Person: I heard that she is very sexy.
Person: And she is born on February 9th

by Imcoolerthanyou🗑 April 15, 2022

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Nutting on February

A day celebrated in February 17 when you nut as much as possible until you pass out on your bed.

Billy: Did you know that jimmy got sent to the hospital after he completed nutting on February?
Bob: “Wow how much did he nut?”
Billy: “31 times.”

by Thedumbestguy November 3, 2021

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February 25th - Praise a Chris Day

Praise Someone named Chris on February 25th!

guy 1 - its chirs
guy 2 - its 2/25
guy 3 - lets praise him!
guy 4 - why?
guy 5 - February 25th - Praise a Chris Day

by 3dollarpackofhubbabubba November 9, 2021

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February 17th of 2016 is the date where some dumb kid stacks bricks on a glass table in his house. Then, the unexpected happens. The bricks collapse and the table breaks completely. Then he continues to say the iconic words, "Oh no, our table, it's broken!"

Ronaldo: Hey did you know it's February 17th?
Alex: No, why?
Ronaldo: Today we honor the table that has broken on February 17th 2016.

by launchnukes November 14, 2021

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