Oil Check

Something you tell Lady Erin Brant during a So Bad It's Good episode to totally break her into dying of laughter!

Dave: Erin, it's called an Oil Check! (motioning sticking his thumb up a butt)

Erin: (dying of laughter) No it's not! Is it?!!!

by RekEighty October 6, 2022

Check's in the mail

When you have no intention of paying for something/don't believe something. People used to pay for things by check and it would take some time to arrive. If you didn't have money, you could buy something without paying, saying "the check's in the mail."

"Hey, when are you going to pay me for that weed?" "The check's in the mail, bro."
"The supreme court is going to uphold the voting rights act? Yeah right. The check's in the mail."

by quietbanana October 6, 2022

BREAK CHECK

when you BREAK CHECK

Caeden: *Moves car*
Regan: "BREAK CHECK!"

by Gyat City October 9, 2022

Asshole Check

Where the FBI or CIA shows up and searches your house repeatedly over the period of a week to find if you have done anything wrong because you did or said some fucked up shit.

"Johnny threatened kill someone thus he was asshole checked by the FBI."

by Victor Medvil May 15, 2022

Last I checked you cant drink ice

When you walk by someone and they only hear the tiniest part of the convo with little to no background info

"Yeah and his water was in the freezer"
"Last I checked you cant drink ice"

by Andje December 7, 2021

Habubobu check

When you check if someone is Habubobu and say "Habubobu check" before saying something about someone.

a.Habubobu checkkk, oh dang ok you're habubobu

b. habubobu check ...something.....

Habubobu check Judah has no neck.

by Jojosiwaeatscowwholeuncensord March 16, 2022

I'll forge a rubber check for you

What you snortingly/contemptuously tell someone who irrelevantly asks to be paid for something that he should let you have for free, such as an item that he'd already discarded. The joke is that said financial instrument would be DOUBLY worthless --- not only would it be a phony check, but the written info on it would be counterfeit, as well. :P

A humorous-natured local woman gigglingly asked me if I'd slip her a few bucks for some old chipped enamel saucepans that I'd salvaged from her curbside trash-pile, so I made a face at her and agreeably responded, "Sure thing --- I'll forge a rubber check for you for five dollars!"

by QuacksO March 24, 2022