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Car-Fax-puppet

someone who pops up at the worst possible time and ruins a deal, whether it's buying a crappy car, or attempting to talk a supermodel into banging you.
Everyone thought Erin Andrews was out of my league, but I was two seconds away from bringing her back to my place when some fucking Car-Fax-puppet interrupted and said I have herpes.
by Mabrus March 31, 2011
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casual car bomb

When you're casually doing Irish car bombs on St Pattys day. There comes a time in the day where you know you have to do at least one but you also have to balance a normal life event later in the day so your casual about it
I have dinner with my parents tonight so I'm only going to do one Casual Car Bomb
by Trhi10 April 23, 2014
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Car-B-Q

A car accident that results in a fire and unfortunately passengers inside. Can also refer to a movie scene where a car explodes with people in it
Whoa, did you see that Car-B-Q? That is an amazing action movie!
by orieisen May 1, 2015
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Sticky Car Ride

When your on a road trip with your parents, and you have a great need to jerk off so you do it in a secret matter.
Yo when i was on my road trip to florida i had a sticky car ride
by Vinny kid January 11, 2016
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headlight car game

Driving at night with the headlights off waiting for another car to flash their lights at you.
Yo that bitch wants to play the headlight car game lets follow her and scare the shit out of her!
by Thick Lil Miss November 27, 2019
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Help steal car

Please with me now now or have to tell your brother and have hit you with a frying pan
I want help to steal a car ford cortina to be precise help steal car please or you in a frying pan flexseal and a 86 will be having fun
by Mismagiustarbucks May 3, 2019
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Cheap-car-douche

Anybody who refuses to pay more then the bare minimum for a car so that whenever you buy a new car they can continually remind you that you overpaid. This also allows them to insinuate how hands on they are since they have to continually upkeep their POS.
“My brother in law Josh refuses to pay more then a $1,000 for a car so her can continually remind the family he hasn’t paid more then $1,000 for a car in years and that he works on his own cars. He’s a cheap-car-douche.”
by Sukudonym September 19, 2019
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