Canadian lumberjack

When a bearded man performs oral sex on another man

Lantz has a beard and sucked another man's dick he's such a Canadian lumberjack

by Lickofshit August 3, 2024

Canadian lumberjack oral sex

When a bearded man performs oral sex on another man

Lantz has a beard and sucked another man's dick he's such a Canadian lumberjack oral sex

by Lickofshit August 3, 2024

Canadian Jelqing

To Jelq one must yank thy penis to enlarge,
Canadian Jelqing is to put a large source of Maple Syrup, cheese, Gravy, Snow, Moose hide, on the tip of the penis to enlarge it

Hey dude have you heard anything about Canadian Jelqing Lets try it!

by THEjelqmaxer August 7, 2024

Canadian Kiss

A sensual act where a teaspoon or more of maple syrup is placed under the tongue of the receptive or submissive partner, the insertive or dominant partner then initiates a kiss in the french manner, the goal here being to consume the syrup out of their lover’s mouth. In other words, a sweet kiss.

Person 1: I enjoyed last night with them. They did something that I never experienced before.
Person 2: what did they do, exactly?
Person 1: I don’t know! they put syrup in my mouth and French kissed me. It was over before I realized there wasn’t any syrup left in my mouth.

Person 2: Oh! They gave you a Canadian kiss!

by Keel M. Dhed February 26, 2023

Canadian cold start

When you live in Canada and you get a DUI, so you get a blower in you’re truck, you have to giver the old Canadian coldstart by blowing before turning the ignition, cold starting the truck

“Oh fuck brad got a DUI, he’s gotta giver’ the old Canadian cold start to get to work i suppose”

by Sunsetgoons69 March 7, 2023

Canadian Beer Wizard

Beer wizardry actually consists of duct taping your 1st empty beer can to the bottom of your 2nd beer. Full beer on top. Repeat. Enjoy.

I can see by your Canadian beer wizard staff you just got to the party. ***Had to add Canadian to get it submitted.***

by anonymous March 17, 2023

Canadian Taper

When you gradually train in colder water to prepare for a polar plunge. This is in contrast to a standard swimming taper where workouts get easier.

Are you ready for the polar plunge eh?
Ya I’m starting my Canadian taper tomorrow!

by calvinswim March 20, 2023