Dirty HappyCap

The title; only given to the most cancerous/toxic individual in the history of forever.

Iris: *screams in autism*
Emil: *surpasses Irises level of toxicity*
Iris: "Man! Ur such a dirty happycap"

by NotIris February 12, 2019

Dirty Annita

The Dirty Annita uses everyday household items to masturbate with. Spatulas, toothbrushes, remote control, you name it. Nothing is off limits.

Jeremy couldn't get a Tinder date, so he stayed home and Dirty Annita with his girlfriend's hairbrush.

by Iwiwalf! February 12, 2019

Dirty Popeye

The act of wrapping spinach around your cock and then proceeding to do anal with a chick who has diarea. The spinach is then used in a fine soup and consumed.

Jack total gave Jill the Dirty Popeye in the bathroom.

by Aclyptico February 12, 2019

dirty gowans

When you eat cereal out of you're girlfriend/boyfriends gaping anus

Oh my fucking God my girlfriend let me dirty gowans her last night

by Sirpugz22 February 13, 2019

Dirty Mony

Someone who sucks cock on a habitual basis for a living and/or a hobby.

Did you see you gay guy?

Ya, he looks like a dirty Mony.

by Hehe 69 February 13, 2019

dirty jc

When you ride dirty with your Christian friends! Also can be left spread eagle, naked, and chained to bed in a rundown motel, but it's only your first term in Congress!

Remember that time representative so and so pulled a dirty jc at the motel? They found him tied up naked with a plunger in his but? Yeah hard to forget!

by CircleCubed February 18, 2019

Dirty DC

Another name for Davidson County. A county in which rests in the piedmont region of North Carolina. Another common name for Davidson County includes 'day' county.

"Where are you from?"
"Dirty DC, the one and only."

by nieyaseuoyes August 28, 2018