Dirty Telescope

When an unguided asshole accidentally finds the eye

I just saw my cat give my dog a dirty telescope, such disrespect!

by HighWizeguy March 5, 2019

Dirty Teah

A dirty Teah is when you’ve got a hangover after whiskey and vindaloo, somehow ended up being talked in to a 69 & almost about to climax when your sexual partner releases something that should’ve been compelled by Christ in the form of methane.

Somewhat happy tears stream from your face while you’re mixed in the ambience of paint peel worthy stench and Euphoria.

“I think my sinuses are bleeding after that Dirty Teah, but I don’t regret a moment.”

by Nicolesmiles March 7, 2019

Dirty Tip

Referring to the moment when a man is having vaginal intercourses with a woman and he accidently wrong holes her and when upon his penis is removed there is found to be any amount of fecal matter on the head.

I have to go get tested for an std because last night I got a dirty tip.

by Dynabird March 11, 2019

Dirty Toenail

Why the actual fuck are you looking at what a Dirty toenail is... You fucking little perverted shit. You probably like to have dirt inside of your nails and suck it after a 8 hour workout and it is sweaty and stinks

You: Lol what does dirty toenail mean?

Urban Dictionary: Bro what the frick.. Get your fetish up out of here. You smell bad too

you: Wtf

Urban Dictionary: yeah you go away you little cracker

by i am so epic 2007 March 14, 2019

Dirty Catissa

Snorting an entire 8 ball while the frat party takes bong rips out of your asshole.

Bra these super dope people are throwing down with blow and bud. Gonna pull off the dirty catissa tonight bra. Gonna be epic!!

by Paco Pueblo del la Sanchez March 16, 2019

Dirty stop up

Similarly to dirty stop-out a dirty stop up is a person who is usually in bed and asleep early but is awake later much than expected.

A term used jokingly towards another person, normally used by people from Yorkshire in the UK.

For example when parents come home from being out for dinner and their children are awake after their bedtime.

"Oh you dirty stop up!"
"What time do you call this? You're normally asleep by now, you dirty stop up!"

by Oodle-doodle March 17, 2019

Dirty Rogue

An experienced party technique which involves one or more party-goers drugging their friends whom explicitly requests to be drugged in such a manner, or, being accidentally being given a different drug than expected at a particular moment. This can work in many ways, such as by surprise--like dropping a small hit of something into a friends drink, or boofing a qualifying friend while they are sleeping. Accidentally giving a friend molly instead of cocaine is a common example of a Dirty Rogue. The more direct, "take this and don't ask questions," approach would also qualify. The user may or may not be made aware that they have been "given something", as this is the point of the Dirty Rogue. Safe drugs and dosages are always used during a Dirty Rogue.

"Guys, can someone please give me a Dirty Rogue this weekend? "

by djclauseinthehouse March 17, 2019