September 14th

If you and your girlfriend got together on this day just know you won’t ever break up love you baby Xx

Me and my girl got together on September 14th

by Xoxoyourfuture November 3, 2021

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6th September

A day where your female friend has to get freaky with you.

Hey it’s 6th September today let’s fuck?

by totallyminty November 6, 2021

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September

No simp September when you can not fall in love with anyone aka have a crush on someone

I have failed no simp September I fell in love with ur mum

by Ivan090 November 6, 2021

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september 11

National knock on a strangers door day

Person: hey wanna go knock on a random persons door

Friend: No

Person: it’s September 11th

Friend: FINE

by randomgirlyoudoundonline November 6, 2021

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September

No Squirt September girls cant squirt for a month!

If you squirt u fail no squirt September

by ilyscam November 10, 2021

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people born on this day are hot af and they all have a crush on their best friend but that friend is secretly railing their dad every night and shoves monster sized green shrek dildos up their ass with the vibration setting all the way up with the shrek soundtrack blasting to help them cum

person: “I was born on september 16”

other person: “that best friend you have a crush on is railing your dad and is weirdly attracted to shrek”

by xxslaybitchxx March 8, 2022

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