uncle thomas the tank engine

he is an uncle to everyone

1 cocksucker: hey my uncle is thomas the tank engine, his name is uncle thomas the tank engine
2 cocksucker: shut the fuck up you faggot and stop snorting coke

by DreamyBullXXX is gay November 14, 2022

Reverse Uncle Fester

When you shove a light bulb up your ass instead if your mouth.

I was felling kinda kinky so my girlfriend hooked me up with a reverse Uncle Fester

by Anevilnoyes November 21, 2022

Uncle daddy

The name your child calls your brother that is having an affair with your wife/baby mother.

Uncle Daddy is way better than daddy. He takes us to the park and isn’t mean!

by Maine Gretzky April 24, 2022

Uncle Joe

The morning after a night of drinking and you are moving kinda slow. Just as in the theme song for petticoat junction.

How are you feeling this morning Danny?

Man, that was a crazy night. I am feeling a bit "uncle Joe" this morning.

by Jackvader442 May 1, 2022

Bob's ur uncle

Apparently a slang for "surprise" used by the British said by Americans

Person 1: Bob's ur uncle m*therf*cker

by Bobsmyuncletoo May 5, 2022

darsins uncle

his name is oz

omg i know the darsins uncle

by Big booty Judy?!?!?! May 13, 2022

Unclings

When two family members are each others uncle/nephew

Your Dad did something and now we're unclings

by Skryll January 1, 2022