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Sleep texting

when someone messages you despite being asleep
Person 1: "I thought you were asleep"

Person 2: "I am, I'm sleep texting"
by lilthoughtie July 16, 2022
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Tantric Texting

After you swipe right and start an online relationship with someone long distance, sexting with them for an extended period of time until you finally fuck them in person.
The tantric texting held me over until he traveled 935 miles to meet, and fuck, me in person.
by Prince Hairy August 5, 2022
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Cop On Text

Having a dirty cop dirty cop on your pocket that will twist facts to help you avoid being arrested.
I got a Cop In My Pocket and another Cop On Text, I can do whatever I want.
by SaltiestBastard August 31, 2022
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Text you

Often used as an expression to meet up with friends.
Text you at fivish!
by Bilbock September 10, 2022
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Parent Text

When a Mother/Father/parental guidan is upset with you, and sends a essay instead of a text.
Person "I forgot to do the dishes before I left, and now I got a parent Text from my mom".
by i_love_fancy_bread September 12, 2022
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This Text Is Being Read Aloud

This text is being read aloud is the audio check for R.I.S.E. testing. People will usually change the pitch and the speed of "This text is being read aloud" in an attempt to humor themselves before the fucking test. If you looked this up, you're probably either starting R.I.S.E soon and want to entertain yourself before, or you just ended it and don't know what the hell to do right now.
Janet: I just finished the R.I.S.E. test and I have no idea what to do so I'll just look up This Text Is Being Read Aloud on Urban Dictionary
Sam: Ur stupid
by urmom.com72 May 3, 2022
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texting and scones

“bro, she wants some texting and scones with you
by uwu queen bish May 6, 2022
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