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Toilet Twix

Ew, you disgust me!! Toilet Twix is just an innocent phrase for eating sweets on the toilet and has nothing to do with scat play!! Dirty bastard!!
by Sarcia26 February 6, 2022
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Toilet Seat

An object that you sit on when you poop. Most people lick it as a trend on the internet. They are usually covered in pee in men’s bathrooms. They are very dirty, so DO NOT USE THEM!
by Soapy hands February 8, 2022
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Brown bag toilet

When you have your water shut off and can’t flush a toilet so you squat over a brown paper bag and poop.
Did you hear the neighbors water is shut off so he is using the brown bag toilet.
by Toe knee October 5, 2021
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toilet

A place in every suburban home where people go when poop (or pee) is about to be shot out of their butts like a rocket.
i have to poop so bad! i need to go to the toilet!
by POOPIE HAHAHAAHHAHA October 12, 2021
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Conglomerate Party Toilet

The act in which multiple people drop a load in the toilet without flushing. Leaving a nice overfilled bowl for an unfortunate guest at a house party.
“Hey man remember not to flush, we’re doing a conglomerate party toilet!” “Oh man not this prank again…”
by Bleeding ball sack October 15, 2021
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Get out of my toilet

When the cable that connects your mouse with your computer becomes longer and longer once you pull it, and you keep pulling it until it gets unplugged.
(Get out of my toilet, along with the definitions was from Flamingo tbh)
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Stuck 2 Tha Toilet

One of the greatest rap songs to be released in the history of rap music. It includes powerful storytelling about a young man in high school who feels the sudden urge to drop a log. He asks his teacher for permission to use the restroom, and proceeds to spend the next 30 minutes of the school day metaphorically superglued to the toilet, shitting out a storm.
superglued, Stuck 2 Tha Toilet
what to do, I'm Stuck 2 Tha Toilet
falling asleep, Stuck 2 Tha Toilet
asking, "why me?" Stuck 2 Tha Toilet
by Yung Ulcer July 17, 2021
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