phone

a magical demon that rapes you while you sleep

man I got phoned

by Lexigirl15 September 17, 2018

Phone Blind

When your phone is so cracked you can’t see anything on it

When my phone was servely cracked I went phone blind

by Katy Pig October 7, 2018

Phone Heard

When your friend or significant other is using their phone while your talking to them, making it seem like they’re listening to you while in reality they are not hearing any of the information you are saying.

I told you last night that I was going but you obviously phone heard me, as usual.

by ozzyag April 5, 2018

Phone Smack

When you pull out your phone just to smack a bitch

He pissed me off, so I phone smacked him like a bitch

by Jack Dude 47 May 14, 2018

old phone

the cock of an old man

teen girl sucks oma old phone

by txike April 3, 2018

Phone-Blowie

When you and your significant other are unable to do the 'deed' in person, one partner will use and object to simulation a BJ over the phone. The other partner will please themselves and blow their load while listening and/or watching on the phone.

1. Hey babe, want me to give you a passionate phone-blowie tonight?

2. Kim Kardashian gave Pete Davison a phone-blowie

by Real Don August 9, 2022

Phone-Blowie

When you and your significant other are unable to do the 'deed' in person, one partner will use and object to simulation a BJ over the phone. The other partner will please themselves and blow their load while listening and/or watching on the phone.

1. Hey babe, want me to give you a passionate phone-blowie tonight?

2. Kim Kardashian gave Pete Davison a phone-blowie

by Real Don August 9, 2022