Lando Pack

A word used to describe potent marijuana. Originated after Lando was murdered (smoked) by Prosys goons

"I'm smoking on that Lando Pack, yeah I'm high as shit"

by Internet goons September 24, 2020

Soft Pack

When you're ready to fuck but your dick ain't. Causing you to force your flaccid meat inside her. Sometimes with the added assistance of a finger to push it through in hopes it will become erect. This often end up just being genitalia smashing against each other without penetration.

How you gonna fuck her your dick ain't even hard? Don't worry about that Brian I'ma soft pack it. It'll get hard.

by I Am The Ferrett October 20, 2020

Variety Pack

When you and your friends/family can’t decide which fast food bomb you want to drop in your stomach so you go to multiple places. Easy because of drive thrus

Since we can’t decide if we want McDonald’s, Wendy’s or Taco Bell, we’re gonna do a variety pack

by maxreboband October 21, 2020

South Dakotan Snack Pack

Dropping a small snack sized shit into someone’s belly button and they eat it with a spoon.

I am going to give Susie a South Dakotan Snack Pack

by Dillybar69 October 4, 2020

guatemalan pack

Some weed that my grandpa used to smoke. The most reggie weed ever.

Person 1: "Aye bro my plug just hooked me up with a $5 eighth."
Person 2: "Bruh let me see that it must be some Guatemalan pack."
Person 1: "Man shut up I don't see your plug giving you $5 eighths."

by BoofGodBraedo October 6, 2020

cracker pack

A group of white people not wearing masks or social distancing during a pandemic.

I saw a cracker pack having a party at their house.

by Cork888 October 6, 2020

packing lips

Packing lips is when you get lip injections, like the people in Jersey Shore

Those Jersey Shore people are really packing lips. WTF?

by LewsCorner October 8, 2020