Nipple sharpening

When it´s so cold your nipples harden to the point they can slice steel.

Doctor: "OMG I´m out of knives I can´t operate on this patient"
Doctor 2: "Hand me some ice and i´ll do some nipple sharpening"

by sniffing.cocaine.off.a.niple March 16, 2023

Humble Nipple

A proportionate and lively nipple that sits beautifully while unassumingly on ones frame. The Humble Nipple exudes power, demands respect, and is both pretty and happy.

Ms. Anderson's humble nipples were just barely pressing through her tank top this morning, to the joy and acknowledgement of her 8th grade pottery class.

by SodSod1392 June 16, 2024

Nipple ring

A weird way to say your boring

Nipple ring for not adding bacon to flatbread pizza

by Wee gosle July 8, 2024

Nipple ring

The funnest way to say your borning

You didn’t add bacon to your pizza!? Nipple ring!

by SwiftieFan13-19 July 8, 2024

Talking Nipples

When you get so wasted or high that you witness someone’s nipples come to life and start talking to you.

Tim: *Takes one look at Angelica’s tits.*

Angelica’s tits: *Come to life* Hello Tim. *The talking nipples say*

Tim: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!

by IAmTheOneWhoShits August 7, 2024

nipple reaction

After you bath, the nipples get and small. As some other things in life.

A: Damn boy, my dingdong got small after I went in cold water!
B: You got tha nipple reaction frfr

by Jonasty_the_filthy August 8, 2024

The tristan nipple

When your partner inserts their erect nipple into your ear canal then lets you suck the resulting earwax off of it.

My girlfriend gave me the tristan nipple! It tasted like swiss cheese!

by Steeevee April 9, 2025