solo magic

A modern slang term for masturbation, usually dropped when someone wants to admit it without saying it outright. It hits that ironic 2020s tone where everything sounds like a side quest, a ritual, or a personal buff. If someone says they’re doing "solo magic," just mind your business.

"Bro don’t open my door, I’m busy doing solo magic."

by whatisthenip November 24, 2025

Hood Magic

When you’re born into a well off lifestyle, but you abandon that lifestyle and move to the hood or pretend that you grew up there, all to adopt the lifestyle.

Changing behavioral characteristics from proper to hoodlike behavioral characteristics in order to fully adopt the lifestyle. (Not born into the hood lifestyle).
Hence behaving hood when you were raised in a white picket fence type suburban neighborhood.

Them island boys are straight Hood Magic.

They didn’t grow up hood but they pretend they are hood now.

by Daveluvshead December 16, 2025

magic glitter sparkles

something dropped in a sentence or as a response to mess around with your clueless friends.

that is so magic glitter sparkles

by kvaaaa January 18, 2025

Magic Ben

Doing the magic mike and then busting everywhere

I just watched a man hit the Magic Ben

by mcswide February 9, 2025

benny magic

(noun) The supernatural ability possessed by any Benny to pull off the seemingly impossible, turning dire situations into downright miracles. It’s like having a backstage pass to the universe’s cheat codes.

"The client was hesitant, but Benny Magic turned a no into a yes with one straightforward pitch."

by DefinitelyNotBenny February 13, 2025

white magic powers

This is a common phrase said by White people before committing in the act of eating coleslaw or unseasoned chicken, maybe even perform a few yoga poses

“White magic powers” exclaims Whitee Mahn and starts hiking with all of his free time

by UrbanInsanity March 4, 2025

Magic Leaf

The magic leaf IS real fat bald Matt. And so is the key to the mirror prison fat bald Matt. And it exists around the neck of every single person who knows who I am.

Hym "Hey, I would say that the magic leaf IS, IN FACT, REAL. You can TELL someone they need to be more confident and it won't make them more confident. A person can KNOW that they need to be more confident and still not be more confident. People can have material success and still lack the commensurate confidence. BUUUUT... If I can imbue a leaf with meaning... And that leaf increases your level of confidence... Then the leaf IS, IN FACT, magic. Even if you no longer need the leaf after you drain the meaning out of it. It's like a consumable. That's actually a recurring theme of the 'Tales' series. In it, there are herbs you can pick up that grant permanent stat boosts. This is the phenomenon the snake oil salesmen exploit and is the theory behind my absolute favorite spell: ESSENCE LOAN. People use more or less of it (Andrew, Alex, Chris, Destiny, Drew (and now TJ and he might be tied with Chris) in that order) and that is why all of the games and shows are so potent. So... Yeah. I'm not doing what Sam is doing and just attributing meaning to things completely arbitrarily for instrumental use."

Hym Iam used Solarbeam...
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!

by Hym Iam March 7, 2025