Jewish Magic

Magic taught by Jews (can only kill Palestinians)

“Learn Jewish magic for free, online!!”

by urmomgay694206942069696969420 May 16, 2025

Double stream magic

When you pee and poop water at the same time.

Credit: Tom Segura, Your Moms House episode 805

I achieved double stream magic during my colonoscopy prep!

by rjt23 May 21, 2025

Double Stream Magic

When you have water coming out of your B hole and pee out of your P hole at the same time.

I had a colonoscopy and the Polyethylene Glycol they gave me the night before gave me a Double Stream Magic at 4 AM.

by Waggylac May 26, 2025

Chaos Magic

A power that neurodivergent people seem to have where chaotic events happen all around them, like storms, fires, and explosions. The person themselves may or may not be directly affected, but they seemingly have nothing to do with causing the events, theoretically.

Hey, I just survived a tornado, a mass shooting, a bomb, and a car crash all in one day. It's part of my chaos magic.

by anonymous June 10, 2025

magic man

neglecting your friend for someone else, for instance your friend leaving you for some girl

"where's aaron?"
"he left"
"so he's a magic man yea?"

by finemagician November 22, 2023

magic mic

a mic-shaped vibrator

guy: go get the magic mic.

by louloubear69 November 27, 2023

A Magic School Bus

A Magic School Bus is a tiny insignificant penis smaller even than a micro penis.
It's so small that any penetration goes unnoticed by the receiver...much like the MSB itself.

Oh my god I saw this guy last night such a Magic School Bus

by Stan Shelby December 2, 2023