Luke is a tall brunette who loves his baseball hats. He is also an avid gamer and loves to play FIFA with his friends. Unfortunately for Luke he tends to lose a lot and will burst out in uncontrollable fits of rage nearly flipping tables and breaking controllers. If you have a Luke in your life make sure to bubble wrap your electronics.
by Yeaaaa0611 April 13, 2025
Get the Luke mug.To be crazy and hyper at the same time whilst also retaining every function and heightening gastrointestinal movements causing bloating and gas, whilst feeling an extreme sense of euphoria and degraded sense of humour. You also become slightly retarded for the period of engaging in Luking. See also having a stroke or autism
My brother was luking out
by Oj simpson fam 12 April 26, 2025
Get the Luking mug.A Luke usually looks like the child of two really good-looking celebrities, or a caveman who hasn’t showered in an eternity.
A Luke doesn’t publicly care about what other people think, but when it’s time to go to sleep, he can’t stop thinking about what people think about him.
A Luke discards all personal emotions and needs to take care of those he loves, if you’re lucky, you’ll get to hear one of his out-of-the-blue motivational speeches.
If you stumble upon a wild Luke in the forest, leave him be, he’s probably thinking about his crush/girlfriend. But at the same time, don’t leave him alone, he really wants someone to talk to. He will probably show you one of his flawless impressions or one of the many memes he has in his camera roll.
If you want to talk music, a Luke is the perfect guy to talk to (but you probably won’t know a single one of the bands he likes).
If you find yourself trapped in a hug from a Luke, stay there, he needs it too.
A Luke doesn’t publicly care about what other people think, but when it’s time to go to sleep, he can’t stop thinking about what people think about him.
A Luke discards all personal emotions and needs to take care of those he loves, if you’re lucky, you’ll get to hear one of his out-of-the-blue motivational speeches.
If you stumble upon a wild Luke in the forest, leave him be, he’s probably thinking about his crush/girlfriend. But at the same time, don’t leave him alone, he really wants someone to talk to. He will probably show you one of his flawless impressions or one of the many memes he has in his camera roll.
If you want to talk music, a Luke is the perfect guy to talk to (but you probably won’t know a single one of the bands he likes).
If you find yourself trapped in a hug from a Luke, stay there, he needs it too.
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Get the Luke mug.Luke🎸 is an adjective for how much Chad one can reach. Don’t be fooled by someone who has a high amount of Luke🎸 even tho they have strikingly good looks they won’t hesitate to plunge an axe into your skull if they can’t get a reservation at Dorsia.
by Woodboy? November 22, 2021
Get the luke🎸 mug.A luke is an outstandingly sexy bastard. His cock hangs like a horses and any girl is extremely lucky to get some. 10/10 footballer also, legend says he’s the one who taught Lionel Messi.
by Leedsman1203 November 22, 2021
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A piece of shit like Luke
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