july 2nd

national goon on facetime day

me: hop on call and flick that bean for me
emily: what????
me: its july 2nd remember
emily: *starts going nuts on her vaginer*
me: *starts going nuts on my peener*

by ploorpypoo June 23, 2025

July 11th

Take your other half to a movie and bang

Yo it's July 11th I might just take her to the movies yk what I'm sayin

by Bigelm June 26, 2025

No poop July

When you don't poop during July!

Retard: Did you join in on No Poop July?
Me: No, I need to shit!

by Kanye West toenail July 1, 2025

29th July

Kuchi-fy her Panini Day!
A day filled with fucking/cumming/and so much more.

K: Guess what day it is? 😋
P: Its 29th July!!!! Get KUCHI OUT NOW!!!!

by diamonddragon11 July 5, 2025

6th of July

It's officially Scout Appreciation Day!
Appreciate everyone who is called Scout in the world because they are amazing people.

"Do you know what day it is?"
"It's the 6th of July"
"Yes, Scout Appreciation Day!"

by rowfuls July 5, 2025

july 6th

The day in which you celebrate your 4th of july success with even more drinking.

Man the 4th of july was fun but it couldn't possibly compare to july 6th

by eliford July 6, 2025

7 July

The day Syd Barret died..(2006) fly high crazy diamond

My friend: why are you sad?
Me: today is 7 July the anniversary of Syd Barrett death..
My friend: oh.. can we sing shine on together?
Me: obviously..
Together: 🎶SHINE ON, YOU CRAZY DIAMOND🎶

by Light Keith July 8, 2025