passing the gas

It is when you fart really loud in class, and in order to save yourself the embarrassment, you look at the conveniently placed special ed kid a few seats away from you as if he did it. In all it is a win-win situation, you get to defer the blame on that impressive poot, while your mentally and physically challenged peer a few seats down gets sympathy. You aren't a bad person? Right? Riiight..?

"Dude my mom still sent me to school while I was recovering from the stomach flu. I had to keep passing the gas to that kid who always sprints to lunch so nobody would think it was me."

by ImJustItalian2839 September 21, 2021

gas monkey

when something is pretty sick or in general righteous, that is gas monkey.

can also be shortened to gas monk

bob: *lands a kickflip*
kevin: that was pretty gas monk

kevin: what did you think of the movie last night?
bob: it was pretty gas monkey

by moosseess September 29, 2021

gas

1. high grade cannabis
2. an alternative to words like; tight, ill, sick, dope, etc.

that bass drop was gas as fuck.
i just copped an eighth of some absolute gas.

by lysergicfreakout September 30, 2021

GAS factor

Give-a-shit factor low is comparable to 0 fucks being given, and/or a high happiness factor; inshallah.

My GAS factor is pegged at 1, guy. Good luck with that.

by Choco-T July 18, 2021

The Gas Chamber

When someone shoves their partner under the blanket and shits in their mouth. Then lighting a lighter causing the shit to make a horrendous smell trapped in the blanket with the victim.

I just put my girlfriend in The Gas Chamber last night and she died

by FrostysNuts July 28, 2021

Gas jao

Dominoes pizza

Some nigga: ay nigga u want some gas jao?
Some other nigga: ye nigga lemme get some black olives on my shit

by Poog Jew August 1, 2021

Gas Station Gun

Gun(s) that you you can buy for very cheap, usually with very poor quality and known with issues of feeding, chambering and limited warranty with very bad resell value. These type of guns usually end up being sent back to the manufacturer within a few weeks of someone purchasing and firing these firearms. Pretty much the same quality as anything from the gas station whether it being gas station knives or gas station sushi.

Hey did you hear about Taylor’s Taurus G2C? That shit blew up on him when he shot +P ammo through it what a fucking gas station gun! Fucking monogoloid should’ve purchased that Smith and Wesson SD40 VE instead.

by Cokeman234 August 2, 2021