Dad

pewdiepie should be worried about this guy, not t bad

Dad is best YouTuber

by Atwatwhohastoomuchtime69 May 12, 2019

Dad

Not the same word as Father, or dad. A person, not your father, who you deeply admire

Danny Devito is my dad (But not really)

by SpiceRice May 15, 2019

dad wagon

A dad wagon is where at least 5 dads run a train on one of the dad’s sons, making dad jokes as they do it.

Incest is fine but I hate it when my dad runs a dad wagon on me with his friends.

by Dad-inator May 15, 2019

Dad

Who?

Son: Dad, where are you going?
Dad: The store son.
Son: When will you be back?
Dad: 20 minutes.
5 years later...

by Fingerblaster42069 May 17, 2019

Dad fast

Adv.

To braaap up the street fast enough to pucker a butthole with excitement, but slow enough to not cause fear.

"Did you see that Subaru Impreza? Dude was going dad fast"

by Beebo&Beebo May 17, 2019

a willmans dads door

a willmans dads door is a highly intense and secretive situation

“I went round to Hannah’s last night that was. a Willmans dads door”

by Booland March 23, 2019

WANNA B DAD

Don’t just call yourself ‘Dad’ and expect kids to love you, it’s a title you have to earn.

P1: I don't care for much but pretending to be a wanna b dad is pathetic.

P2: your mom.
P1: Wtf that got to do with your responsibility of emotional support idiot!

by 911111101010101 March 25, 2019