Charmin Dick

When someone says something so cringey that not only do you go flaccid, you also become afflicted by erectile dysfunction it was so bad. Softer than soft = Charmin dick.

She said she wanted me to wear a diaper for sexy time later tonight. That shit gave me Charmin dick.

by Ultimax75 July 27, 2018

Dick slapper

When a guy takes his hard penis and smacks his bitch into place with it

If my girl steps outta line I’ll dick slapper her back into place

by Wondering idek July 28, 2018

Dick streak

A Snapchat streak of only dick pics between two or more male friends. Also known as the closest, most realest bond between homies.

John: Yo Toni we 'bout to lose our dick streak. Whip it out and pic it!
Toni: You know it homie, 276 days and going strong.

by Emenemenems July 31, 2018

Dick

Kassidi’s dad

Omg is that the dick of the town!!

by Andi jo August 1, 2018

concrete dick

when a girl has cotton mouth and she tries to suck your dick and it’s so dry it’s like rubbing your dick on concrete

*******not an STD******

Dude, Marlee tried to suck my dick after smoking a blunt and i had concrete dick for daysssssss!

by meeeeeeeeeee. August 2, 2018

Dick Coozie

A female that is only good for keeping your dick warm. She has no other worth other than to place your dick in(mouth, butt, vagina, hand) and keep it warm.

Emily can’t cook, clean, and doesn’t have a job. The only thing she is good for is being a Dick Coozie.

by Peesalot August 3, 2018

Cold dead dick

Alot like whiskey dick. A cold dead dick can be used in reference in stating that your penis will not get hard from an unattractive female. Thus hitting her with that "cold dead dick".

" I mean I was over her crib and she was butt ass naked but she was built funny as hell. I couldn't get hard worth a shit, I stuck that mother fucker in her soft and gave her that cold dead dick."

by Junior859 August 4, 2018