Close to me

You and I have become close,and as a result,I hold you emotionally dear to me

'CLOSE TO ME!!!ClOsE tO mE!!!! cLoSe To MEEE!!!C L O S E T O M E!!!!!!!!'

by school doesn't help us December 28, 2019

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Me-cision

A decision made with your own best interest in mind. A decision made for you, by you.

“It was either this or that. I chose that because I was better off with that. I had to make a me-cision.”

by iamanthonydean April 2, 2019

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Google Me

A phrase used by a person who has a history of good press and online accolades when dealing with someone who has none.

Who tha fuck u think you’re talking to? Bitch, Google Me.

by Don’t Google Me June 5, 2019

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femini me

The younger, female Mini Me-esque counterpart of a male of greater age or skill set.

A man recognized that his female coworker has a bunch of similar motivational, self-driving professional interests that he has.
Man: "You are totally my Femini Me!"

by ValleyBreezer August 1, 2019

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HELP ME!!!

OH SHIT SOMEBODY HELP MEE!!!! IM ACTUALLY BEEING EATEN BY BEARS RIGHT NOW!!! CALL DA POLICEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Exhibit A: I have reason to believe that I am being eaten alive by a bear.

Exhibit B: That seem to be the case, Sir. Fancypants.

Exhibit A: Would you care to help a fellow camrade out?

Exhibit B: Sure thing, fam. *walks away*

Exhibit A: WTF R U DOING DUDE??? HELP ME!!!

Exhibit B: I have actually never really liked you, Sir. Fancypants. And to help you out were be to betray everything I stand for and believe in.

Exhibit A: what

Exhibit B: what

by ggggschizophrenicschizophrenic May 15, 2018

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