Weed Sit-ups

That abdominal exercise you do when you’re kicked back on the couch and you need to reach the cannabis on the coffee table.

I started doing weed sit-ups instead of laying my pipe on the couch, so I can eat whatever I want and lose weight.

by Trillith November 27, 2021

Weed fairy

She/he is real when I lose my weed she always guides me back to the stash same if my friend lost weed I will sniff that shit out like a dog because I have a weed fairy on my side

Me:oh shit where tf did I put my weed ?!?!?
Weed fairy:this way look over here it’s right here !
Me:damn thanks Up top

by Haji Hassan October 19, 2019

Stevie Wonder Weed

Weed that makes you 'blind' (close your eyes for a while) that is refereced to Stevie Wonder, a blind musician.

"I'm so Stevie Wondered right now"
"I picked up a 3.5 in Salford yesterday, I think it's Stevie Wonder Weed."

by HowlsMcr November 15, 2020

Weed

I could give a definition but I’ll just break it down it’s a herb that’s dried

Cuz I need some weed of foenem

by Gif Gug November 22, 2020

weed pool

A large pile of weed that is shared

(In new Zealand accent) yeah mate, me and the boys had a massive weed pool on the weekend

by That other guy again November 27, 2020

Hard Weed

Crack cocain

The Guus stedet smoking hard weed

by Ham_Din_Fætter November 28, 2020

magazine weed

Weed that Is up spoken, or hyped up and has a magazine quality look but when burned has little, to no satisfaction.

My boy sold me some magazine weed and this shit sucks. I’ve had better.

by DementedShroom November 29, 2020