Having a turkey

A solo night in with a silicon sex toy…

A turkey

Oh I can’t go meet your mom tonight, I’m having a turkey.

by phosolo December 24, 2022

turkey

A New Jersey Slang For the word P*ssy

Fred your mad Turkey

by usernothomee January 5, 2023

turkey

a large bird that once chased Kelly down a street or something of the sort.

shit theres a turkey chasing me about to kill me

by sendtoepicsma January 6, 2023

Turkey toes

being a lil goofball

you're such a turkey toes!

by Lukwww January 11, 2023

Turkey Blaster

To transfer 2 cups of fudge from mouth to ass. Doing this in reverse is known as the Reverse Turkey Blaster (but real fudge must be used, otherwise its a psuedo-reverse turkey blaster, yes with lower case).

We were up all night turkey blastin'.
That dude is a prime Turkey Blaster candidate.

by Masked Sombrero January 13, 2023

The turkey pull

An act to try and get a natural bum wax simply by hand plucking one’s bum hair out

Person 1:Did u see Sarah’s ass bush last week?
Person 2:That’s old news she had the turkey pull.

by Masticspastic April 22, 2023

smoked turkey brine

Smoked turkey brine - when you master the art of intaking smoke from a cigarette through your urethra causing your sperm to have a Smokey flavoring similar to pipe tobacco.

Her face was covered in Smoked turkey brine - when you master the art of intaking smoke from a cigarette through your urethra causing your sperm to have a Smokey flavoring similar to pipe tobacco.

by Jethro bo dean November 21, 2023