Dookie Doggie Nipples

When somethings so ass you gotta compare it to a dogs dookie ass nipples

Friend 1: Bro ms Smith is making is goon AGAIN
Friend 2: bro this shit so dookie doggie nipples

by G0B3IN September 24, 2025

Nipple spank

1. Finding a valuable item.
2. Spanking the nipple of a human

"I found an unopened Gatorade, holy nipple spank!"
"You've been bad, its time for a nipple spank"

by javarisjamar October 25, 2025

nipple flickin good

when a non-white race uses the KKK
as an excuse to be filthy or demonic
so you got to go up to them and give
them a nice 'nipple flickin good' moment
(mumbai kawaii is the name of that artwork)

The crazy people the new delhi bitch, easily nipple flickin good, created a cannibal cult of baby harmers, an' anyways, SawYem ArkNash decided they were all aliens to Heem and put their lovely bodies on flying saucers. She was the given the special treatment, Her remains and the tightest knit of her following built a statue together of themselves in Mumbai.

by sinrlifemattrs November 20, 2025

nipple baby

like a nepo baby, but nipple. nepo baby but REVERSED!! so instead of nepo babies being the product of someone famous or rich, people mooch to NIPPLE BABIES!

wow, gackt is a nipple baby and mia is nepo babying off him!

by cheeszbooty January 1, 2026

Fupa-Nipple

It’s an obscenely small micro baby penis. So small even, some can confuse it with and question why they have a nipple between their legs.

His fupa-nipple was beaming through his pants when we were ice skating today.

by Nikki Ash January 31, 2025

Arizonian Nipple Zapper

This sex act follows when a male professional welder, is in intercourse outside on to a female, with nipple piercings, in the heat of the Arizonian sun, onto the female at climax not only does he pull out and unleashes his load all over her, but afterwards, he welds her nipples together with the welding kit in his rusty, fuck-ass truck, and then welds her welded nipples onto a Saguaro Cactus, and pushes several watts of electricity into her nipples, until the cactus is on fire

Guy 1: "Dude, She turned me on so badly, I decided to actually turn on my welder kit, and zap the shit out of her!"
Guy 2: "Where were you when this happened?"
Guy 1: "Arizona, why?"
Guy 2: "I think you should call this the 'Arizonian Nipple Zapper!"

by JamesPage February 4, 2025

male nipple kink

its where you are sexually attracted to the thought of male nipples.
one with a male nipple kink might:
specifically draw nipples on a drawing of a male shirtless
get obsessed with the thought of their crushes nipples
not be able to stop thinking about what colour their crushes nipples could possibly be.

jen: mm tommys nipples their so hot i cant stop thinking of them
candy: eww do you have a male nipple kink
jen: NO WAY! (she does)
candy: denial is a river in egypt..

by tommyvercettifanclub February 7, 2025