Jam and custard

The act of jacking yourself off constantly and letting your semen coat your nob and allow the smegma to rest for a few minutes which then you insert into you partner which should coat your penis in period blood and smegma creating jam and custard which you then feed your partner the concoction.

I felt nice so I gave my partner the jam and custard.

by ItsyAboYAdaM December 9, 2021

toe jam

a flavour jam that between the toes that is brown.

Rumours say elena eats pie toe jam everyday, she chucks it into the incinerator and throw some salt for good measure.

by eipxanele December 17, 2021

victoria jam

Victoria Jam is when your wife Victoria accepts their fate and gets cream pied during the time of the month giving that Victoria Sponge Jam mess.

I gave our victoria the classic Victoria Jam last night, her buns where messy in the end.

by Royal Slut December 17, 2021

Log Jam

When 2 or more men get their penis stuck in a glory hole.

Me and Tom were log jammed last night.

by I_8_ur_mom_out December 18, 2021

Jam-Banana

Synonymous with goofy goober.

You kids sure are couple of jam-bananas!

by Zmanimal54 December 28, 2021

Wank Jam

The inevitable product of a 5 knuckle shuffle.

Delicious jam or preservative made with the bi-product of spanking the monkey

"Stroked the salami last night and got wank jam everywhere"

"Do we have anything to put on toast?"
"Just a bit of wank jam left in the cupboard."

"Spilled so much wank jam In my gfs mouth she went full angry on me!"

by Kik455 April 8, 2022

Jam planning

The term "jam planning" means to be or the victim of what can only be described as opening another's ass and putting jam in said ass

I cant wait to jam planning you with my thick hands and my smuckers

by Convictedfelon101 April 11, 2022