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by BEN POOLE December 11, 2023
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Text Tripping

Text Tripping is when text messages from each person are being sent faster than they can be replied to so that the conversation becomes confusing and disoriented.
My girlfriend was texting me so fast that when I was replying to the texts it was difficult to match my responses to the correct texts she was sending. She was really confused with all this Text Tripping we were doing
by Texttripper December 18, 2023
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Text Retarded

When the dumbass friend in your groupchat asks a question that indicates they don't know how to fucking read.
Friend One: Dinner is at 7PM.
Friend Two: Cool see you then.
Friend Three: What time are we going to Dinner?
Friend One: Are you text retarded?
by Cummy Cummerson December 18, 2023
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Vestigal Text

A text message wherein the original thread is seriously out of date
Tom - Did you read my new test?
Emmett - Yes but it included that fucking vestigal text thread that you sent me 6 months ago and I got confused
by Salinasone November 18, 2021
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Ex girlfriend happy birthday text

I want to fuck you again
He hit his ex girlfriend with the happy birthday text man is down bad he wants to fuck her again.Ex girlfriend happy birthday text
by pp cc uu October 2, 2021
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Drive-by text

When a person has ghosted someone they have had an intimate relationship with, but then shoots off random text either because they want something from them or is designed to keep them thinking it's not over when it is.
He totally ghosted his wife, but he shoots her a drive-by text once in while when he needs something.
by Robin_1986 October 16, 2021
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National Text Your Crush Day

On September 24 you text your crush and it’s ok if *insert pronouns here* reject(s) you at least you don’t have to wonder what if
You: hey it’s National Text Your Crush Day so, wanna be my *were gonna say person*
Crush: omg yesss
by dëēź ñūtż September 20, 2021
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