Congolese dry-beating

A masturbation act.

To Congolese dry beat:- First, open up some gay porn pictures of black men twerking. Then rub iron filings all across your wiener and nuts, and proceed to jerk off. Continue pouring iron filings all across your dick, till you start bleeding. The iron infuses into your dick blood, forming tons of hemoglobin crap, causing more oxygen supply in your wee wee. Continue rubbing till the foreskin tears off and you start bleeding, and then pour tons of salt crystals over the injuries to amplify the pain and build muscle strength in your wiener. This will cause your foreskin to grow up.

Repeat for 10-20 times a day to boost T Levels

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Balkanmuntmaxxer69000: He was Congolese dry-beating yesterday, he says he needs a day off to revive, so that he can try out soviet-jelqing.

by ACNHVillagersfatcock November 29, 2024

Drip Dry

Being held up by male genitalia so as to allow said male to hang as though they are experiencing an exorcism or as though they are being hung up like washing.

Guy 1: " The misses hung me up to drip dry yesterday, feeling a bit sore today"
Guy 2: "Ah bugger, want me to give it a massage?"

by Beggingforit December 5, 2024

hey its me your dry skin

with cerave you can get the ceramides that your body needs

hey its me your dry skin, nigga

by the cerave guy December 15, 2024

dry nutting

The act of ejaculating without a stimulus presented to your penis which could be known simply as “an awake wet dream”. You can dry nut by simply being so aroused that you have no control over your penis

That girl bobby went out with yesterday was really cute, I heard he ended up dry nutting.

by a_ variation December 24, 2024

sucking her dry

Act of sucking a woman dry

if i had to save pancakes woman or waffles woman im saving the pancakes woman and im also sucking her dry

by HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! January 2, 2025

stomp a mudhole in someones ass and walk it dry

to beat someone senseless or death to the point of not being able to fight back

i had to stomp a mudhole in someones ass and walk it dry when he picked a fight with me last week

by bluebear January 7, 2025

dry message

A dry message is a short, blunt, or emotionless text that makes the sender seem uninterested or unengaged. Often used in texting, it lacks enthusiasm or effort, like replying with “ok,” “yeah,” or “lol” without adding anything else to the conversation.

“I texted her a whole paragraph, and all she sent back was ‘k.’ That’s such a dry message.”

by krlprl January 11, 2025