band-aid medicine

Typical of modern medicine, focusing on curing symptoms rather than their cause.

Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: 'walks out' I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's

by 1Head January 29, 2021

Rubber-banding

Capping or Lying.

Thomas - “I have an inclosed porch”
Samya - “Stop rubber-banding bro”

by justsomestudent February 3, 2021

Band Director

A god or goddess, who is worshipped by band students who love band.

Person A: hey have you seen the band director?
Person B: they're probably answering people's prayers, like the god they are.

by Shamelessimp February 3, 2021

Do you hate the band Dashboard Confessional

Cause it is almost like my other definition wasn’t approved

Do you hate the band Dashboard Confessional

(You know that I am talking to you)

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 20, 2021

Mr. Bands

When you’re getting fat stacks and need to make a quick call

Sorry I can’t talk right now I need to have a talk with Mr. Bands.

by Choppy Tom February 25, 2021

jazz BAND

hell. literal hell on earth. dorbandt is funny, but lizzie doesn’t think so.

“why are you so stressed”

“cause i’m in fucking jazz BAND asshole”

by denay March 24, 2021

Retrosettes sister band

A pub band from manchester england
Fronted by armecia Michelle harris. They were featured in the opening scenes of Paolo sorrentinos 2016 film entitled. Youth
This band primarily performs covers. Of other bands songs.

Retrosettes sister band covered candy stations "you got the love"in the opening scenes of Paolo. Sorrentinos film entitled youth.

by 4realazitgits March 28, 2021