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Dirty Munro

From Scottish Origins, A Dirty Munro commonly takes place on either a croquet field or a golf course.

A male will proceed to perch himself ontop of a bench followed by a small leap into the air, using gravity to aid the insertion of a full golf club/croquet racket deep inside the colon. Once inserted he will wait for the next group of players to tee off and use him as a putter/racquet.
"That was a spectacular round today, even landed that putt with the Dirty Munro on the 14th"
by RLFORESKIN October 31, 2021
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Dirty Paola

The act of getting a blowjob by a poppet
David made me do him a dirty paola with a “kermit
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dirty brayton

When a girl wants a dog so you take her to the dog kennel and find one but while she is looking you take a poodle and start going at it with the dog kennel person in a threesome and throw in a boof. Then when you cum add a little Frank’s red hot sauce to the jizz and have the poodle lick it up then go back to your girlfriend and put the rest of the hot sauce in her vag and eat it out.
Yo dude I tried getting a dog but it ended up with a dirty brayton at the dog park
by Joseph mother deitz nutz da 3 November 1, 2021
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dirty feather

When you don’t send the invoices on time.
Someone pulled a dirty feather and now all of the payments for this month are backed up.
by Indicacloudflower November 1, 2021
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dirty bayne

When an older woman masterbates so hard her vagina and ass hole merge in to one
That bird hade a dirty bayne last night
by Scottish juggernaut July 12, 2021
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Dirty taby

When a girl wraps cheese and a guys junk while going sown on him
She gave me an amazing dirty taby
by Dr spunk nick July 12, 2021
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dirty jalin

When you put vaselene on a sexually infected tongue
Man you need to perform dirty jalin
by ZexualKidd July 12, 2021
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