chisel on the side

To lie and pilfer. To steal small amounts over time.

"It's easier to Lie and chisel on the side.." -Frank Zappa
"I always wondered how he made so much money. He would chisel on the side and say the parts cost more and pocket the difference."

by inkii_xd October 18, 2016

Sunny Side Up

The act of cooking an egg and proceeding to use it as a ejaculatory tool.

Presumably it is hot and yolky

My girlfriend gave me a Sunny Side Up this morning.

by Micheal Jaxon November 25, 2016

Side-hoe

A guy that you have talked to at some point.

Damn whitney, you got all these side-hoes! ( that white boy, the one from jimmy johns, the tall one, fuck face, etc, etc.)

by Thats right bitch December 13, 2016

disney side

A guy who has to love Disney because his girlfriend does.

My girlfriend said I have a Disney side dude.

by Cnfndnjdjdndn December 19, 2016

Ranch on the side

When fire your load on your mate's arse giving it the name

I gave Ashlie some ranch on the side last night

by That one guy no one likes October 19, 2015

Top Side

The side on top of you. Yes that is a side also. Just like left side and right side.

"...and i'm telling you, there is a freaking top side. You got it? Like, what is the top of a box called? The top side!"

by -Gabe- October 26, 2015

hang some siding

When Curt goes on a "vacation" and decides to hang some siding. Metaphor for sleeping with a bunch of men before he has to go back to work.

"Hey Curt what are you doing next week for vacation?"
"Oh, probably going to hang some siding"

by RustyDicks October 29, 2015