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This is depressing, dude.
by Your father-in-law, Bob March 21, 2025
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Depression

When your not OK because you just cried yourself to sleep last night... you went to bed thinking, and knowing that your worthless. You woke up this morning hoping today will be a good day but like every other day it probably won't turn out to be the best day ever. See your tired of waking up to find out that your worthless and that you won't make it through the day without crying at least 2 times. And sadly you can't do anything to fix that sadness. But through time, people with depression have learned to hide it with a fake smile. And that fake smile is the reason why nobody suspects a thing. So they just continue to hide it until one day all of that sadness brakes you down and makes you feel like your not worth it, and you don't deserve to be on this planet. And then it eventually reaches a point to were you just want to end your life, right that second.
Boy 1: I don't think im supposed to go through depression at the age of 13.
Boy 2: Neither do I.
by Dododododoo :) November 24, 2021
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Oh no, I know that not cleaning your house and not grooming yourself are symptoms of depression....
Hym "I'm doing it deliberately. I don't actually have depression. LIFE-STRIKE! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! No, I don't think, nor have I ever claimed, that Schizophrenia 'Isn't real.' I said that I was either patient zero of a 'Psychogenic epidemic' (I said "Epiphenomenon" but I was using the word wrong because Epi (affects a a community) and Phenomenon (1. a fact or situation that is observed to exist or happen, especially one whose cause or explanation is in question. 2. a remarkable person, thing, or event.) and you would think that that's what the word means but, no, and then I made the comparison to religion) Like, if I do the symptoms of Depression... That IS NOT HAVING DEPRESSION. It isn't the same. But if I were to report the 'symptoms' that I have... But people are DOING THE SYMPTOMS TO ME... Then I don't have the thing that coincides with the symptoms. Jordan Peterson... Decided to pile on... In spite of the fact the that he's a mental health professional, or WAS, and wants to use the fact that it's happening as leverage to get me to do his bullshit and YOU are authoritarian shit-libs who want you to be the cops without you having to actually do it yourself but EITHER OF YOU doing EXACTLY THAT will result in ONE THING AND ONE THING ONLY! FULL RIGHTS OR DEATH! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
by Hym Iam June 7, 2024
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I am the definition of depression
"I am the definition of depression."

"one time I farted."
by kennythegoat June 7, 2024
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Suicidal depression

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Post-Fartum Depression

When you queef after having a miscarriage and then the afterbirth bubbles and runs down your leg
Ew, my girl just had a queef while passing a miscarriage, call that a Post-fartum Depression
by CumCorpse April 14, 2025
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Post-Fartum Depression

When you queef after having a miscarriage and then the afterbirth bubbles and runs down your leg
Ew, my girl just had a queef while passing a miscarriage, call that a Post-fartum Depression
by CumCorpse April 14, 2025
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