Toilet Paper

See: The Sun

The Sun Newspaper is so bad that I wouldn't even use it as toilet paper.

by UltimateDoge June 5, 2022

Toilet Trilogy

When you simultaneously beat your meat, piss, and shit on the toilet.

Dude, I just had the fattest toilet trilogy in my mom's house!

by keknees June 6, 2022

Charlotte toilet

She eats poop on the daily! poopoo

Someone: Hey whos that Charlotte toilet girl??

Me: Oh she eats poop ah CHOARLOTTE

by iewhejwdk April 8, 2022

Nigritro Toilet

Nigritro toilets are the chaddest of all chads. If you have a 10 pack and you're buff as hell and you're 6'7 and all the women fall for you, you know you are a nigritro toilet! Nigritro toilets have lots of friends and girls chase him all day.

Oh my god, nigritro toilet is so so hot, I want him.

by Xx69HaramKutta420xX April 9, 2022

Toilet's Tornado

when a toilet blows out a huge stream of water, similar to a Geyser

"i underestimated my toilet's power by intentionally taking massive dumps, but then it used 2.5% of it's power, triggering a Toilet's Tornado"

by MyNameIsNotJay April 10, 2022

Toilet Bowl Bungee

When a male sticks his penis in the toilet bowl and flushes.

Person 1: I heard lester did the toilet bowl bungee with tom
Person 2: thats so gross

by Anononononoyus April 10, 2022

toilet math

Flushing the toilet while you sit on it because you sink. Commonly used as a joke, being told to add and subtract while in the toilet taking a dump.

Hey Steve... do your toilet math.

Robert: Hey Mike, add and subtract... add and subtract...
Mike: What?

Robert: Add a little water, subtract everything else.

by Nightshade00013 November 6, 2021