Skip to main content

TOILET Spotter

The helper in charge of your paper route or delivery routes who sits in the drivers seat to avoid traffic violation write-ups. They are the king's advocate and secobd in command.
Guy 1:" Dam dude how did you manage to hit up all the stops on time without any citations?"
Guy 2: "it's dave, he's my toilet spotter while im out delivering pay stubs."
by Capuchin for Hire December 20, 2021
mugGet the TOILET Spotter mug.

Toilet Tap

When a male's penis is large enough it may touch the toilet bowl or water while taking a number 2. Instinctively your first reaction is to move your penis back instantly resulting in a toilet tap.
"Damn it I just toilet tapped🤦🏽 ♂️"
by Curioxity December 22, 2021
mugGet the Toilet Tap mug.

Doilet toilet

Another meaning for “ah shucks” or “darn it”
Doilet toilet, I forgot my lunch box at work!
by juju_OKC December 27, 2021
mugGet the Doilet toilet mug.

Charlotte toilet

Someone: Hey whos that Charlotte toilet girl??

Me: Oh she eats poop ah CHOARLOTTE
by iewhejwdk April 8, 2022
mugGet the Charlotte toilet mug.

Nigritro Toilet

Nigritro toilets are the chaddest of all chads. If you have a 10 pack and you're buff as hell and you're 6'7 and all the women fall for you, you know you are a nigritro toilet! Nigritro toilets have lots of friends and girls chase him all day.
Oh my god, nigritro toilet is so so hot, I want him.
by Xx69HaramKutta420xX April 9, 2022
mugGet the Nigritro Toilet mug.

Toilet's Tornado

when a toilet blows out a huge stream of water, similar to a Geyser
"i underestimated my toilet's power by intentionally taking massive dumps, but then it used 2.5% of it's power, triggering a Toilet's Tornado"
by MyNameIsNotJay April 10, 2022
mugGet the Toilet's Tornado mug.

Toilet Bowl Bungee

When a male sticks his penis in the toilet bowl and flushes.
Person 1: I heard lester did the toilet bowl bungee with tom
Person 2: thats so gross
by Anononononoyus April 10, 2022
mugGet the Toilet Bowl Bungee mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email